Real-time alerts for the hottest market shifts in AI & Crypto.

OpenAI's 'Project Genesis agents' is another spin on agentic AI. Expect minimal LTV, maximum hype. A cynical look at the market implications.

Another AI safety summit. More hot air, less actionable strategy. Don't rebalance your portfolio based on this drivel. TrendPuls AI cuts through the noise.

Google's Gemini model drops. More hype than substance? A cynical look at Google's 'next-gen' AI, LTV, and why it might just be another expensive rebrand.

The EU AI Act is here. Expect bureaucratic chaos, crippled innovation, and a direct hit to your AI project LTV. Get ready to pay the piper or get out of the market.

Artificial Intelligence: The latest tech obsession promising everything and delivering mostly complex statistical models. Get the cynical truth from a pro who's seen it all.

Anthropic's Claude 4 enterprise rollout: A cynical look at their "safe AI" strategy, market positioning, and the real value proposition against industry giants. Don't get suckered.

ChatGPT outage: Another predictable reminder that your AI stack isn't yours. Market shakedown, retention hits, and free lessons for those who didn't diversify. Typical.

The EU AI Act is finally here. Don't pretend you're ready for the shakeup. We're cutting through the noise to tell you if anyone actually cares yet, or if it's just more regulatory theater designed to make bureaucrats feel important.

AI data centers are guzzling power. This isn't news, it's the next market shake-up. Don't be the chump caught off-guard. We break down the brutal reality of AI's energy footprint.

OpenAI's GPT-5 multimodal claims: More hype, or will it actually move the needle for your VC-funded burn rate? We dissect the market noise and tell you why your LTV models are still in the red.

Navigating the AI SEO hype train? We dissect James Dooley's claims, his LTV promises, and whether his 'expertise' is worth the exorbitant MEV. Don't bet your entire budget on it; actual retention comes from real value, not guru pronouncements.

Spotify's AI strategy: a cynical look at whether it's innovation or just rebranding old tech to impress investors. Expect more LTV/TVL talk, less actual disruption. Don't fall for the hype.